James is 24 years old and entered the workforce immediately after college. He has two years of experience but carries himself as if he has been doing it for decades. He is the quintessential young professional out to conquer the corporate world one deal at a time. James has a girlfriend who works at his company, a dream of his to have a workplace romance at his dream job. The pair has just moved into a penthouse in the wealthy side of town. This is the kind of place that James always saw himself in, well in all honestly, James has always been in places like this as James' father runs the company that he works for and has been living in penthouses his entire life. This was different because James was now a young professional so this was his place. Daddy still pays for 75% of the rent but James has to contribute 25%. His first taste of responsibility. The first couple months James was unable to pay the 25% so his dad covered it but soon enough James will be paying for it himself. He believes in himself and his father sort of does but still has faith that his son can follow in his footsteps. James has decided that he wants to carve his own path and get the respect of his peers by doing things on his own. The logical move was to get a job at this father's company but he promises that he got the job on his own through his qualifications. He really believes that. James love to golf and when he leaves the house, he tells his girlfriend that he is off to network. For James, golfing is a step in the right direction to gain traction in the business world. He has yet to close any deals on the golf course but he will, he knows it. He is also a foodie and loves trying new restaurants. He is rude to the waiters and his girlfriend loves it. She gets her jabs in as well, making sure that the help knows that they are exactly that, the help. It feels good for them to know that they are living better than those who are bringing them their lobster tails. James isn't a bad person, he just knows that if he wants to be the person that he sees himself, this is the necessary step. Fake it til you make it as far as James is concerned. He likes to give the waiters a performance review on the receipt, telling them how they could be better next time. This is his contribution to the community and he tells that if they fix their mistakes, they could eventually be deserving of a 20% tip. He is a 12-14% tipper. It is clearly a power move on his part and he feels good about it. James asks for the valet to bring his Tesla around even when there isn't a valet at the restaurant. More than one time, the host of the restaurant has brought around his car because James refused to make his girlfriend walk the 100 feet to the car. After all, he just spent his hard earned money at this establishment and he makes it clear that he has many other options to eat but he made the decision to eat here. They should be so lucky. James has a lot of friends and makes sure that they are just a little bit less successful than him so he that he can be the big dawg as he likes to say but he also heard that you are product of the people that you spend time around so he doesn't hang around with schmucks. He had a friend Tyler once who brought over Coors Light to his penthouse, safe to say that Tyler is no longer invited to the dinner parties. Oddly enough, just two years ago James would shotgun Coors Lights until the morning hours but he is a professional now and would die before he concerned himself with Lite beer. James has the biggest penis of all his friends and he made sure this was the case. Immediately after college, he gathered several of his friends and they all dropped their pants to compare. There were a few friends who were larger than him but James couldn't have that so they weren't invited back into the inner circle post-university. James doesn't smoke marijuana, he will never be a loser stoner. His preferred drug of choice is clearly cocaine. James doesn't like snorting it because he never wants to have a coke nose so he is a gum it kind of guy, which is a stylistic choice for him. James and his girlfriend have sex 3 times a week. Usually James will tell her that the dragon needs to be drained so that he can focus on work. She obliges, they do doggy because it is the only way that James can cum. He makes her call him King James, it is unclear if it is religious or not. This brings us to the present day and James had a stressful day at work and luckily it is a sex day so things are looking up. He decided to take a half day at work because the morning was too much for him. He was surprised to find his girlfriend at the penthouse with his former friend Tyler, the Coors Light loser. Tyler was getting out of the shower and was asking girlfriend if she was ready for round 2. James was appalled and asked his girlfriend what the fuck was going on? As one does, she says it is not what it looks like though we all know that it is exactly what it looks like. James sits down in the chair in the corner of the bedroom. He ponders for a minute and then says go ahead for round 2, just let me be here for it. Tyler and girlfriend are confused but what James says goes. James then watches as Tyler and his girlfriend have acrobatic sex for nearly an hour. This is exactly what James needed after such a stressful day.